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DIMAPUR WEATHER

Behold! The Sun is back. So here are some lines for our beloved Dimapur weather.

Welcome to DIMAPUR
AKA Gorompur.
Brace yourself.
Hydrate yourself.
Cuz its gonna be a tough ride.
No fight. You'll be just fine.
Ain't easy to acclimatize.
I could do with baptize,
All day, all night.
Need a break from this heat.
I could do with some beat.
With sherbet,
To cool me down, bring me down,
From this raging madness.
I'm going mad, red, black.
Don't bother bout the Color.
I'm worried bout the Odor.
Need considerable Cologne.
To keep me fresh and cool.
You gotta try chuski,
So that it'll make you go masti.
If you gonna go out.
You gotta put on 50+ SPF Sunscreen.
Or
you gotta stay home the whole day,
and watch TV on your 50 Inch FlatScreen.
But hey,
No need to fuss.
Just gimme a buzz.
I'll be ever ready,
With some Brandy.
We're gonna party through the night.
Till we see the light.

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